Dec 24, 2007

.

Selamat siang semua.

Esok hari Krismas. Di sini sambutan Krismas seperti Hari Raya, sangat meriah. Even ada Santa Claus yang memberi gula-gula kepada sesiapa saja yang lalu-lalang.

Saya rasa agak sedih untuk meninggalkan tempat ini. Saya akan merindui kehidupan yang mewah dan makan yang sedap-sedap.

Malam ini saya akan menikmati hidup di sini puas-puas.

Dec 21, 2007

.sejuk

Hari ni sejuk,
dari tadi hujan,
saya renung ke tingkap,
hujan membasahi miri,
saya minum air panas,
saya mandi hot tub,
saya malas,
perut saya menyanyi,
saya lapar,
saya selimut tebal-tebal,
saya tidur puas-puas,
saya bosan,
saya bertenggek depan komputer,
saya hisap rokok banyak-banyak,
saya mahu hot chocolate,
kamu bagi air sejuk,
kamu babi.

Dec 20, 2007

.mighi

Selamat siang semua.

Saya di Miri sekarang. Sampai di sini malam kelmarin menaiki kapal terbang. Kali pertama menaiki kapal terbang, rasa ketakotan yang amat sangat. Ditambah dengan menaiki Air Asia yang dikenali dengan gegarannya.

Tinggal di service apartment kakak saya, sangatlah mewah. Sebut saja, semua ada. Gadis- gadis cumil ramai macam beras. Miri sangat lah best kerana dia dekat dengan laut, seperti Manjung dan relax seperti Taiping.

Awal pagi tadi bertolak ke Brunei. Perjalanan ke Bandar Seri Begawan mengambil masa 2 jam. Ingatkan best la sangat tapi hampeh apa pon tiada. Sign board yang sangat bodoh 'menyenangkan' saya untuk kenal pasti hala tuju. Sangat tahniah kepada Brunei. Indonesian yang ramai di pusat membeli belah juga amat menakutkan saya. Golongan mereka mesti dihapuskan.

Mengisi minyak pun sangatlah senang. Memandu kereta sejauh 20km hanya untuk mengisi minyak sebanyak 10$ Brunei kerana arahan kerajaan melarang kereta bukan plet Brunei isi minyak lebih dari itu. Sangatlah 'berbaloi'. Nasib baik lah hanya 0.5$ seliter. Isi rm10 full tank Kelisa sewa tu. Terima kasih kepada kerajaan Brunei yang 'tidak' kedekut minyak.

Lain kali, saya 'ingin' ke Brunei lagi.

P/s: Kalau diajak free pon, saya takkan jejak ke sana lagi. Brunei bukan tourist-friendly.

Dec 17, 2007

.Arsenal menang babi btoi

Selamat siang semua.

Pemain bola sepak mempunyai nama yang menarik.

-Sailormoon Kalau (Salomon Kalou)
-Wan Noor Rosnani (Nani)
-Frank Lambat (Frank Lampard)
-David Bekam (David Beckham)
-William Gelas (William Gallas)
-Rafael Van Der Fart (Rafael Van Der Vaart)
-Robin Van Pussy (Robin Van Persie)
-Goran Pundek (Goran Pandev)
-Ashley Kole (Ashley Cole)
-Johari Kole (Joe Cole)
-Florent MakLudah (Florent Malouda)
-Susah (Sousa)
-Johan Bogel (Johann Vogel)
-Mentari, Matahari (Muntari)
-Lumana? Luar Luar (Lomana Lua Lua)
-Mangkok Hayun (Benayoun)
-Mayonis (Younes Kaboul)
-Dirt Kunyit (Dirk Kuyt)
-Gay Dimerit (Jay DeMerit)

Sekian, Terima Kasih.

Dec 10, 2007

.pernah tak?

Selamat siang semua.

Pernah tak kamu jumpa motor rempit yang bila mem-brek berbunyi seperti kapal terbang jet?

Pernah?
Saya benci bunyi itu.

Kamu ada?
Saya benci kamu.

Bagi saya bunyi itu sangatlah menjengkelkan. Bunyi tahi lebih baik dari bunyi itu.

Maaf ahli rempit. Saya tidak berniat menyinggung kamu. Jika kamu terasa, saya rasa kamu boleh pergi mati.

Nov 30, 2007

.awak cantik lah


Selamat siang semua.

Jika diberi pilihan, anda mahu melihat gadis bertudung comel atau lelaki mabuk di perhentian bas?

Saya melihat keduanya, and mereka adalah COUPLE! Mereka bergaduh dan lelaki stylo berambut karat itu mencarut sambil tangan memegang botol arak. Gadis comel itu hanya diam mendengar syarahannya.

How pathethic.

Nov 16, 2007

.cara melengkap hari anda yang ceria

Selamat siang semua.

Hari ini saya :

+ bangun pagi awal dan secara dipaksa
+ mata bengkak
+ selsema
+ batuk
+ bekalan air terputus ketika mahu mandi
+ tidak sempat sarapan pagi
+ memandu mengelilingi Ipoh sepanjang hari
+ memandu dalam keadaan panas
+ menahan derita pemandu Ipoh yang bodo bodo
+ menahan derita Pn. Hamizah yang berlagak Tester JPJ. "Hey kereta!" . "Dekat sangat tu!". "Laju nye!". "Brek2!".
+ menunggu pemeriksaan PUSPAKOM yang hidup MAKAN SUAP BARU NAK LAYAN BAIK
+ kereta yang baru di-tinted terpaksa dikoyak tinted kerana "Does not compile JPJ regulations". TAIK!
+ terlepas menonton Spongebob
+ kewangan meruncing

Begitulah saya menikmati hari Khamis saya yang ceria.

Tahi

Nov 13, 2007

.masyarakat majmuk

Selamat siang semua.

"Malaysia is a multi-racial country". True.

Malaysia majmuk. Ah Seng, Muthu dan Ahmad kawan baik. Tapi, sedarkah yang mereka juga berkawan dengan Tun Tun, Abdullah,Mas Joko dan Sabayangko?

Ya, Malaysia sebuah negara yang majmuk. Majmuk dengan orang Melayu, Cina, India, Myanmar, Vietnam, Bangladesh, Indonesia dan Filipina. Sebaiknya, ASEAN haruslah dimansuhkan dan ditukar kepada nama Malaysia. Barulah Malaysia akan lebih hebat dari segala segi terutamanya bola sepak yang hampeh.

Bagi saya, mereka perosak. Makhluk perosak yang seharusnya dipanggil RENTOKIL untuk dihapuskan.
Abdullah sering menggunakan taktik menjual kain rumah ke rumah dan membawa lari gadis-gadis comel Melayu.

Kerana mereka, saya sering malas keluar pada hari Ahad. Semua pusat membeli belah dihujani dengan mereka. Populasi mereka lebih ramai dari kaum pribumi Malaysia yang keluar pada hari itu untuk menjual petai dan jering.

Mujurlah mereka tidak pandai ke gig dan event.

Saya benci mereka.

Nov 12, 2007

.no extra charge

me:"Hotlink rm10 kak."
her:"Ada,caj 50sen k."
me:"Huh?Xpe lah kak, bukan kedai akak je jual topup dlm dunia ni."

Extra charge? The topup card is imported izzit?

Bullshit.

Oct 16, 2007

.killing some beast

It's my birthday today..
life goes on, nothing special happened.
I am bored.

Penangite was the first person to wished me. She also gave me a set of baju melayu as a gift..
Love her very much.. ngee :D

I just watched the scariest football match death in my life.
watch : http://youtube.com/watch?v=NiVjzSTIPOc

Oct 11, 2007

.raya sampei pingsan

Selamat siang semua.

Lusa semua umat Islam akan menyambut Hari Raya Aidilfitri. Saya baru saja sampai ke Ipoh tadi. Hujan lebat, naseb baik x jam..

Em juz nk nasihat mkn jgn bnyk2..nnti br 1 tgh ari dh ngadu sakit perot..

So pada semua saya ingin mengucapkan selamat menyambut lebaran dan ingin saya menyusun 10 jari tgn n kaki memohon maaf kepada sesiapa kalau ada terkasar bahasa..Yang lepas tu lepas la yang penting rendang n lemang dpn mata..Ngee

Sep 29, 2007

.saya puasa,kamu?

selamat siang semua.

saya benci user myspace yang mengedit layout page mereka bagai nak rak. membubuh video sana sini, gambar sehingga menghalang tulisan untuk dibaca. saya benci sangat-sangat.

lagipun, faktanya kita bukak page seseorang itu hanya untuk melihat gamba,kumen atau headline saja. berjuta-juta orang untuk dikenali dan bukan untuk page kamu sahaja yang patut dilihat.

saya hanya nak tengok kumen dan gamba kamu saja la, ngok!

Sep 7, 2007

.indon.are.bad.for.malays.

Selamat Siang semua.

Currently my favourite celebrity is Cheryl Samad. Probably you will find it queer but I have my own reason. You see now and then, Malaysian emcees and hosts tends to change their speaking language when they interviewed Indonesian artists. From fluent Bahasa Malaysia they change to unconvenience Bahasa Indonesia's slang. It is such a shame, it's like Bahasa Malaysia is not good enough to be spoken.

They say that Indons does not understand Bahasa Malaysia, yes, but do we understand theirs? Should we understand theirs? Shit no! This is our country not theirs so why change the language when they come to Malaysia? I do notice that in Indonesia, they interviewed our celebrities using their own language.

Bahasa Indonesia is not English you guys, you don't have to learn them. We should be like the Japanese who ignored all other language except their own roots, their own language, Japanese.

Their song is not really that good. We have so much better songs in Malaysia. For instance right now we have Hujan that is raining the Malaysia Music scene. Their songs are much better than the Indons.

So my advice, stop nurturing the Indons music and language in your heart, be more Malaysian. Happy 50th Merdeka everyone. I love my country.

This is my new photoshop edited picture. Done in exhilirating 3 hours. Finally the picture that i think is good.




Sep 5, 2007

.photoshop


Do gimme some feedback ya.

Sep 4, 2007

.noob

Selamat Siang semua.

Been currently trying hard to master myself in photoshop. An inspiration from abang's photos really makes me jealous. He makes a simple design but looks really cool.

Will upload my edited pictures in a few days.

Aug 15, 2007

.kiss my a$$ and tell me what you think

Selamat siang semua.

It's been years since my last entry. Been rather busy with loads of workshits and shits. Tentatively, I have been in a depressive mode all this time. Social interaction is depleted. I developed into a more serious person, probably still missing dad and money problems. Sangat tahi.

The house I'm living right now is heaven for me. I felt calm and got more freedom here, compared to living at home or at college. Before this I I have 5 roommates but now 1 fuckily withdraw himself from this house. So as a result rent paying cost more and probably I couldn't save money anymore like I used to.

Classes are okay I think. My schedule was packed on Monday 8a.m-10p.m. but the rest of the days are happy time. PTPTN cost a shit out of me. Still don't get the money coz they say got problems in my account.

I'll be driving my old family car from now on to class coz mom told so. wtf more and more money gone spent not according to plan.

Sekian, terima kasih.

Jul 3, 2007

.12 hours left


Selamat Siang semua.

I have exactly 12 hours left in Ipoh. Then I'm off to go back to my shitty UiTM.
I'm gonna miss the days I've spent here with my friends, they have been the sweetest memories here. I'm gonna miss the time spent with friends, the time spent on wasting time xD and dad's grave.

I'm gonna miss them all.

"Most kids your age are either smoking or addicted to reality TV shows." That is SO true

Jun 24, 2007

.101st entry and still going strong


Selamat Siang semua.

Happy Belated Birthday Encik Ariffin.

Yesterday was my dad's birthday. Tak sempat pon dia celebrate his 60th birthday. Tak sempat pon tengok dia happy dapat hadiah yang aku bagi.

Well, I dun have any gifts for him, technically, but I gave him my love and Yaasin and Quran verses for him. I hope it is enough for him, enough to make him smile, enough to make his place up there nice and warm, enough to make him pleased.

Someday, I will be there too dad. And the first thing I wanted to do there is meet you. We can talk all day and you can show me your favourite mamak stall there. We can always go fishing there.
I really missed you dad. I know I havent told you that "I Love You" for a very long time but only God knows how much I love you dad.


Thanks dad, thanks for everything. You thought me life and you thought me love. Lots of love from me and I love you so much.

:~(

Jun 22, 2007

.saya shihat!

selamat siang semua.

kebelakangan ini, saya rasa sangat sihat! kenapa??
Sebab saya rajin men-joging-kan diri pada waktu pagi. Mulanya bukan untuk menyihatkan badan, tapi meng-usha gadis yang ikut sama jog.hehe...mereka sangat santek!

Tetapi atas paras rupa yang sangat "bagus", saya dapat. Kini saya joging untuk menyihatkan badan saja.. Smoke consumption dah berjaya dikurangkan..ngee :D terima kasih pada semua.

Esok saya akan joging lagi. Diharap semua berjalan lancar.

Sampai jumpa lagi ya!

Jun 18, 2007

.ahoy!



Selamat Siang semua.

Semalam saya pulang dari Pulau Pangkor. A Fantastic trip, even though ckit mmbr2 yg pegi.
Saya berasa bangga mempunyai kawan seperti mereka. Walaupun dah 2 tahun berpisah, kitorg still lg in contact n mantain as friends.

Perjalanan kami, memang destinasi bajet. Save at all cost, but its a great trip.

Saya berlomo gaga di sana dan itu hasilnya. Nk tgk lg tgk la kt lomohomes shaye.

Jun 14, 2007

.jolly good fellow

Selamat siang semua.

Esok saya akan ke Pulau Pangkor bersama rakan-rakan sekolah dulu. Organizing this trip sux! Semua berjanji Melayu bertukar bangsa dengan memberi jawapan mahu pergi tetapi meng-cancel-kan penyertaan last minute.
Mereka sangat tahi. Dari 29 orang yang mahu pergi menjadi 6 orang saja.. Mereka tahi kuasa dua.

Guess I won't think about this anymore. What I want to do just enjoying my trip there. Saya keluarkan duit tadi dan membeli kodak untuk MELOMO.Yay!

Sudah hampir setahun tidak meng-snap lomo. Fisheye dan Colorsplash akan dibawa bersama.

Jun 7, 2007

.age of a woman

No offense, but this is kind of interesting..hehe

Between the ages of 15 - 20
A woman is like Sabah. She is half discovered, half wild.


Between the ages of 20 - 30
A woman is like Putrajaya, fully discovered and scientifically perfect.


Between the ages of 30 - 35
She is like Kelantan, very hot, wise and beautiful.


Between the ages of 35 - 40
A woman is like Johore. She is half destroyed but still desirable.


Between the ages of 40 - 50
She is like Kuala Lumpur, old but still got hope.


Between the ages of 50 - 60
She is like Sarawak, very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.


Between the ages of 60 - 70
A woman is like Malacca, with a glorious past but no future.


May 29, 2007

.lk my sht??

Selamat Siang semua.

I comtemplates, a lot.

Yes guy's, people do abbreviated their text messages to make it short and simple. This will save space to write long messages and also to save money. Heck, 1cent for 1 sms is considered expensive nowadays..hehe..
But is it appropriate to type "like my shirt?" text like this??



What do u think about the text?
Hahaha :D



Missing dad day by day :(

May 17, 2007

.23/07/47-11/04/07



Selamat Siang semua..

Dah lama gila aku xhapdet blog neh..dah berabok dah bersawang pon..ngaa..kebizian ngn kemalasan yang teramat sgt utk menghapdet blog neh..
11/04/07 is the day my dad passed away.ape yg terjadi btoi2 mengubah idup aku..he died of heart attack lebey kurg 7.00-8.00mlm tuh..mom tried to saved him but to no avail.Semoga Roh-nya dicucuri Rahmat n ditempatkan di kalangan orang yg beramat Soleh. Al- Fatihah.

I really2 missed dad. His joke,his laughter, his voice and his smile really makes me missing him. No more seeing him riding his old honda c70 around this kampung.

No dad is like him..To me he's the greatest dad i had ever met, better than other dad there is.

I'll try to be consistent in updating my blog after this..ngee